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Location: Chicago, Illinois
Arena : Standard
Maximum Attendance: 11,500 (estimate)
In Attendance: 10,724
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{Scene}

The sound of a heart pumping can be heard. It is "Def Leppard's" song "Excitable" starting out. The song then picks up and shots of different wrestlers are shown in different matches. Some notable shots are Pelius delivering a heart punch to Midnight Walker, Desperado hitting CAIN from behind with a chair, Weapon X flying through the air after a crescent kick delivered by the Evil Lord Pelius, Kain Piller brawling with Bad Ass John, Malibu Mike Donovan delivering a Malibu Adjustment Piledriver to Heartbreak Kris, and many more shots. Finally, the view changes to a screen shot of the crowd on hand at the West Palm Beach Auditorium and the place looks to be pretty much alive. Signs can be seen which read "Chaos is POWER", "Lex Victor for Prez", "Tunzafun Adjustment", "Backbreaker Rules", "Assassin = ICON", "HBK Knee Johnson is Best!" and countless other signs. The music fades out as the shot changes to the commentary desk. Sitting there are Frenchie Parker, Knee Johnson and Lex Victor.
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{Commentary}

Knee Johnson: Welcome back everybody to a action packed edition of Danger Zone! I am the Human Beer Keg here so listen up! Here we are with a huge turnout in Chicago, home of several CNWF² wrestlers. We really have some high hopes for this week's Danger Zone as Lex Victor has really lined up a tremendous show!

Lex Victor: That's right, Knee. I really get a good feeling tonight as I look at the schedule. I see that Suicide will definitely have to appear tonight to face "Iron King" Jeff Beam no matter how bad of shape he is in. We then have Assassin taking on Irish Devil. And also we will have a very special "Dimensional Portal" match which will take us back to one of the old matches before we had a squared federation... namely I am talking about a match from the old CNWF. And I mean this match is pretty old. More on that later.

Frenchie Parker: That should definitely be something no one wants to miss, but the high point tonight is going to be that Battle Royal! We have the greatest talent the CNWF² could muster competing in this matchup, so don't think that just because there are only twelve fine athletes in that ring that it is gonna be fast. Lex was going to put more in, but he knew that the lineup he had was already tremendous and not many of them will be giving up without one hell of a fight, you know.

Lex Victor: Yeah, Frenchie. I think that Battle Royal could take up to an hour of our time. But we promise to fill up the whole two hours tonight, so if the Battle Royal does end before we can complete the whole two hours, we'll just have to put on another "Dimensional Protal" match. I think the lineup tonight is plenty to go through the whole thing, so we shouldn't even worry about that. Everyone we called out is showing up tonight, so let's not waste any more time!

::The camera changes to a view of the walkway.::

{Walkway}

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with the CNWF² United States Heavyweight belt on the line! Introducing first, standing at a height of six feet, seven inches. Weighing two-hundred seventy-five pounds. The CNWF² United States Heavyweight Champion... "Iron King" Jeff Beam!

As the towering Jeff Beam steps out from behind the curtains and the song "Iron Man" begins playing, the crowd boos him. He has the United States belt slung across his shoulder as he continues to walk, not even caring what the crowd thinks of him. As he steps in the ring, he flexes his muscles to even more fan disapproval.

{Commentary}

Lex Victor: The fans don't really seem to like Jeff Beam a whole lot, but he is one tremendous athlete.

Knee Johnson: That's for sure, Lex. I mean he has never fought a match in the CNWF² without that United States belt. He was originally supposed to fight Bob F'n Holly for the belt, but Holly decided he didn't even want it. After that, ha ha! I can't stop laughing at what my PsYcho ConnectioN buddy did next! Ha ha!

Frenchie Parker: Oh yes, Knee! That was so funny!

Lex Victor: You know? Whatever, guys. So what if they did a sneak attack on him? You want to know what was really funny? It was funny when Jeff Beam redeemed himself and showed who really was the master. He showed Holly just which one of the two really deserved that belt. I kind of get the feeling Holly didn't even care, but oh well. The point is Jeff Beam proved he deserves that belt and I don't know when it will leave him.

Frenchie Parker: Don't you remember that he is part of Chaos?

Lex Victor: Listen. My job is to call this down the middle. I don't care if he is part of their group because they are weakening anyway. Jeff and Piller are the only two left, so they really can't do a whole lot anymore. All this "Chaos is Lord" crap is really beginning to piss me off, too. Chaos is the beginning, but it sure as hell isn't the end.

Knee Johnson: I don't know, Lex. Anyway, Suicide just found his way into the ring and it looks like this one is about ready to go!
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"Iron King" Jeff Beam vs Suicide
6'-7", 275 lbs --- 6'-3", 238 lbs
(One fall singles match. US title defense)

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{Match}
Jeff Beam starts off by pushing Suicide to the mat then goes down, grabs him by the head and starts pummeling him until the referee forces him to let go. He dow and he picks him back up off the mat and slams him back down. After that he leaps high into the air and lands right on top of him with a leg drop and goes for the cover. He only gets a one count.

{Commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Jeff Beam is one heck of an athlete! Just look at how he has overpowered Suicide so far!

Knee Johnson: I get the feeling I know why they call this man Suicide now! Just look at him! It's just like he is comitting suicide just by bein' in the ring right now! Ha ha!

Lex Victor: Well, I doubt that's why he has that name, but one thing is for certain and that is Suicide isn't looking that great so far.

{Match}
Suicide is now running the ropes toward Jeff Beam. As he bounces off, Jeff Beam elevates him high into the air with a back body drop. Suicide is on the ground grabbing his back in pain. He picks up Suicide and whips him hard into the turnbukle, then runs after him and smashes right into him. Jeff Beam decides to throw Suicide out of the corner with a hip toss and Suicide hits hard once again. Suicide rolls over and grabs his back while he is on the ground, so he kicks his back several times, then picks him up with a back suplex adding even more damage to the lower back of Suicide.

{Commentary}
Frenchie Parker: This guy really know how to continually work on one part of the body!

Lex Victor: Yes, Parker. That is something you should have done while you were wrestling.

Frenchie Parker: Listen, Lex. I prefer to keep that kind of thing behind closed doors!

Knee Johnson: Ha ha ha!

Lex Victor: ::Looking a bit angrily at Knee:: What's so funny, Knee?

Knee Johnson: Well, I have to say that none of your co-hosts have ever given you as much trouble as good old Frenchie over there! Ha ha ha!

Lex Victor: Very funny, Knee. Anyway, look at that! Jeff Beam just clotheslined Suicide right over the top rope! He is going out himself and it looks like he's getting...

Knee Johnson: ::speaking quietly due to Jeff Beam taking his headset away.:: Hey! Give that back!

{Match}
Jeff Beam goes over to Suicide and hits him over the head with the headset. Suicide falls down to the canvas only to have Jeff Beam throw the headset at him. It hits him right in the face and cuts a bit of a gash on his cheek in which blood immediately begins to flow from. While Suicide is on the ground, Jeff Beam stomps on the part of his face where the gash is to add even more damage to his face. He then picks him up and whips him hard into the ring apron and his back suffers even more. He is about to fall over, but before he does, Jeff Beam runs at him and hits him body to body, sandwiching Suicide against the apron. Suicide nearly falls to the ground again, but Jeff Beam rolls him back in the ring.

{Commentary}
Knee Johnson: ::putting on another headset:: Well, Jeff Beam really has Suicide right where he wants him! That idiot! He shouldn't be allowed to rough us up like that.

Lex Victor: This is the CNWF², Knee. You had better get used to things like that happening and Jeff Beam just hit suicide with an elbow from the second rope right into the small of the back of Suicide!

Frenchie Parker: You know, attacking the back of a man is a horrible thing.

Lex Victor: Oh no...

Frenchie Parker: Just listen, Lex! What I am trying to say is that you can paralyze someone doing that. It really isn't a good thing.

Lex Victor: I see. I was afraid you were going to say something else, Frenchie...

Frenchie Parker: Like wha... oh! Just come off it Lex! Just come off it! You think that you are better than me just because I am different. Well, at least I don't sleep in the closet like some people do. Hint! Hint!

Knee Johnson: You tell him, Frenchie!

Frenchie Parker: Knee, I was referring to you. Pay attention next time!

Knee Johnson: ::face getting red with embarassment:: Uh... yeah...

{Match}
Jeff Beam continues to pummel Suicide for a bit longer, then finally stops. Suicide is in bad shape, so he decides to get ready to finish it. He goes over to Suicide and sets him up for what looks like it is going to be a powerbomb. He waits a little as the crowd begins to boo, then he raises Suicide high into the air and slams him to the ground. Suicide grabs his back which is in tremendous pain right now.

{Commentary}
Lex Victor: I get the feeling that Jeff Beam is about to execute the Iron Maiden!

Knee Johnson: That can't be right, Lex! I mean Suicide has a lot of fight left in him!

Lex Victor: Seriously, Knee, I don't think he has a lot left in him. He sure is taking his time deciding his next move, though. Well, there he goes posing to the crowd. He just has this match so much in control it is unbelievable. But the crowd isn't taking it very kindly as you can plainly hear.

Frenchie Parker: Jeff Beam, just pin him! He isn't getting up!

{Match}
Behind Jeff Beam, Suicide does get up. The crowd starts cheering, so Jeff Beam flexes again, and the crowd continues to cheer. Suicide walks right up behind him and taps him on the shoulder and the crowd is really screaming now. Beam turns around and gets a very surprised look on his face and Suicide gets ready to hit Beam, but instead Beam hits Suicide hard in the face and he goes back down to the canvas. Jeff Beam flexes once again to a booing crowd.

{Commentary}
Knee Johnson: I thought Suicide was going to pull through this time!

Lex Victor: I don't see why. This Jeff Beam is just too good of an athlete to really fall for that old trick.

Frenchie Parker: I totally agree, Lex. I mean that was just wonderful how he pulled that off.

Lex Victor: Well, now Jeff Beam is picking up Suicide off the canvas. He is now hoisting him high into the air...and he has dropped him into a Tombstone Piledriver. That's the Iron Maiden right there. Jeff Beam is finally going for the cover. One. Two. Three! He got him.

{Match}
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match and still the United States heavyweight Champion... "Iron King" Jeff Beam!

The fans boo loudly as Jeff Beam holds his belt high into the air as his music begins to play. He exits the ring after slinging the belt across his shoulder and the fans continue to boo. A few cheers can be heard in the crowd, but not as many as there are boos.
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"Iron King" Jeff Beam by pin via Iron Maiden
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::The camera changes to a view of the commentary table.::

{Commentary}
Lex Victor: What a way to kick things off this week! Jeff Beam has yet another successful United States title defense and has once again proven that he is a force to be reckoned with.

Knee Johnson: Ah, so what Lex? He's part of Chaos! Chaos is nothing like the PsYcho ConnectioN was! Piller never should have started this stupid Chaos and he never should have left the PsYcho ConnectioN either!

Lex Victor: Maybe, Knee, but he has been a dominating force, and Jeff Beam has really helped out Chaos these days. But it kind of makes you wonder just what it is that Kain Piller meant when he said that Beam is following the same path he did a long time ago.

Frenchie Parker: Maybe Jeffy-boy is gonna be the new leader of Chaos! How exciting!

Lex Victor: I doubt that, but we will find out in the weeks to come. Anyway, it is time for a commercial break, so please do not go away!

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